A really bad-ass movie still of Henry Rollins. I just had to find out what film this was, after a very small amount of research I found out that this still was from Wrong Turn 2: Dead End, and I just had to rent it. SO, Eaten Alive is on the back burner, and this is my experience with Wrong Turn 2.
Wrong turn is very obviously borrowing heavily from the Hills Have Eyes franchise, backwoods inbred cannibals preying on promiscuous young adults, and Henry Rollins in this case.
- Some star complaining to her agent about shitty directions for the backwoods of West Virginia, is told by her agent that she, "Can't afford to take a wrong turn." AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
- She just ran over someone, some mutant, and he JSUT BIT HER FACE OFF, oh there's a guy with an axe, OH GOD SHE WAS JUST CUT IN HALF...vertically.
- Ooh Henry Rollins, okay he's playing a host of a reality show, he's an ex marine, a bunch of attractive people are being thrown into a post-apocalyptic survivor show.
- Some guy was wearing a "Battle Royale" shirt.
- "You're the producer pop-tart!" - Henry Rollins
- Some guy taking a piss just got scalped.
- So far there are the usual slasher film characters, The Rookie, The Expert, The Horny Goofball, The Anti-Society Solitary one, The Megalomaniac Director, The Slutty Girl, The Black Football Player and much much more.
- Henry Rollins was just knocked out by a cannibal, but only after dodging a fuck-ton of arrows and throwing a knife like 50 feet into some guy's torso.
- OH, the first bra has come off.
- The director is receiving head from the Slutty cast member, it's really too bad he didn't make "Mike from the room" faces, the best kind of blow job face.
"Me Underwears"
- I'm sorry I couldn't find the blow job shot from the room, that should suffice though.
- "PENDEJO".
- Anything in quotations is a line from the film, I will say when it's spoken by Henry.
- Henry just woke up in a mutant camp, he is hanging upside down, being intimidated by a deformed guy with a knife.
- Someone just got axed in the head.
- Rolins is free, and he's battling a mutant.
- He just blew some guy away with a shotgun.
- Contestants have been unknowingly eating human flesh at a fire pit in the woods.
- "You so much as fart old man, and I'll kill you!" -Henry Rollins
- Some old guy with the best toothless accent ever is telling Rollins about the backstory of these woods.
- The old guy is the patriarch of the family, Rollins is laying down the law on him, just BLEW THE FUCK OUT OF THE OLD MAN with dynamite and spewed out some fitting one liner referencing the old timer's dead wife. "Say hello to the missus for me."
- Depraved backwoods sex scene with inbred hillbillies, trying to confuse the contestants of something because the female mutant is wearing a dead contestant skin mask, I dunno, really convoluted.
- Oh no atheletes bad shoulder is acting up, needs to be put back into place.
-Rollins is MacGivering dynamite, and going all arnie, just camouflaged his face and gave the Rollins stare.
- Oh yeah, a barrel of chemical waste labelled chemical waste with green leaking out of it.
- Okay, every surviving contestant is being held captive, and it's all up to Henry Rollins to save them. I never thought I would say that, and I never though I would be able to see a movie this great.
- DYNAMITE ARROW HOLY SHIT
- "Oorah." -Henry Rollins
- Oh no, Rollins has been shot twice with arrows.
- "That's all you got bitch!" - Henry Rollins
- Okay, he's dead, and I'm sad.
- A mutant just got CGI wood chipped.
- Oh, toxic waste, seeping back into the environment, more mutations I guess.
Well, that raps up this incredible movie experience. I promise to put ties up in my next post.
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